Why was the turkey sent to the principal's office? he used foul language.
What did the little turkey say to the big turkey? peck on someone your own size.
Why do turkeys go gobble,gobble? they never learned good table manners.
What do turkey like to eat on Thanksgiving? nothing they're already stuffed.
Why do turkeys eat so fast? they're gobblers.
What do turkeys do on sunny days? they go on peck-nics.
What did the turkey say before it was roasted? boy i'm stuffed.
What do you call a mean turkey? a jerky turkey.
How do make a turkey float? get 2 scoops of icecream add rootbeer and a turkey.
Why did they let the turkey join the band? he had drumsticks.
Why did the turkey cross the road? it was the chickens day off.
What is the key to a great Thankgiving? the tur-key.
If pilgrims where still alive why would they be famous? thier age.
Can a turkey fly higher then a sky scapper? yes, sky scrappers can't fly.
What is the pilgrims favorite type of music? plymouth rock.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a octopus? enough drum sticks for a great dinner.